Yesterday, when I squatted on the ground crying, my boyfriend jumped from me with a goat. I was very sad. What kind of mentality does he have, should he break up?
First of all, thank you for your concern. I am still together with him. It has been almost four years and the relationship is very good. I originally thought that if we were lucky someday, both of us could get the certificate, and then come here to ask questions and make a wish. But I didn’t think there were too many interesting answers, and I posted two hot searches on Weibo in two years. Today, I saw something really ugly, so I tried to distinguish two sentences with my vanity. He really doesn’t say some nice sentences to comfort people. He was very distressed back then, and now he thinks about it and sometimes he hates the roots of his teeth. But thinking of someone a lot of age willing to play with me like a primary school student, I couldn’t bear to part with him. Finally, I wish you all happiness.
I don’t think it is necessary. The second most difficult problem in the world is girlfriend crying. The first problem is that the girlfriend is crying on the ground. You said that if you just want to bring rain and tears to your face, you can give a shoulder to being a man. It is not a sin to say that you cry, cry, at least there is a shoulder to comfort you. But squatting down to cry is troublesome. I can’t even give it to my fucking shoulder. When you squat there, you are a world of your own, whether you are hysterical or silent, you are a golden bodhisattva, landed in a minefield, and with the will of a submachine gun, every tear takes away an enemy. Tu Tu Tu, Tu Tu Tu. It’s prohibitive. When you are a boyfriend, one step forward will be overwhelming, and the next step will be elusive. At this time, you must not persuade you, baby, you want to start, be happy, there are any obstacles that can’t be passed, then you look up With tears in the corners of his eyes and hatred in his eyes, the boyfriend took a breath. Can’t afford to provoke, can’t afford to provoke. You see, the key to the problem is that many times verbal comfort is not useful, and human sorrows and joys are not connected. Most of the time, the most useful thing is to shut up. I sit there as a wooden stake and a statue of Buddha. When one side is against people’s walls. Boyfriends can’t say a word, don’t say a word, you will lose if you talk too much. I thought the best solution would be to wait for you to cry and become exhausted. He smiled and his eyes glowed. “Would you like me to give you food?” Warm and erotic, with a touch of comfort and teasing, leading this situation into a two-person, interactive situation. But your boyfriend is different. Let me say that he is the light of a boy, a little genius who has not been born for thousands of years, a good hand in love, and a master in Contra. It’s a coincidence that I was thinking about this problem some time ago. Although I don’t have a girlfriend, I also made some philosophical speculations. It was not until I saw your boyfriend’s operation that I suddenly realized it, and I felt like an initiation. How to turn passive into active? How to reflect a man’s glory? Only the goat jumped. This jump, although it is a small jump for you, is a big jump for our boys. This jump, out of the shackles of history, out of the romantic style, out of the core competitiveness of our Homo sapiens to rule this planet in just tens of thousands of years-creativity and imagination. It can be said that this goat jump allows me to see the bright moon shining on the river and the setting sun from the desert. It is a unique pioneering action, a postmodernist performance art. Let’s start from the beginning. You squatted on the ground and cried, you were sad, you cried, and you were invincible. Boyfriends are all, I come, I arrive, I kneel. The best operation that can be played theoretically at this time is to break this situation and pull you out of crying alone, but the verbal comfort is all ineffective, and the physical actions are limited to, come, I will give you A shoulder, of course, you squatted on the ground to eliminate this possibility, and your boyfriend was in desperation. Human beings do not erupt in desperate situations, they perish in desperate situations. I can imagine that your boyfriend is also very helpless and helpless. He thinks this fucking, five thousand years in China, sixteen years of quality education, and no one has taught me how to do it. So he had many thoughts, set you in a squatting posture, and thought of the goat jumping about youth and joy in the playground of the experimental elementary school under the sunset a long time ago. His pupils diminished, his scalp was numb, the hormones and neurotransmitters in his body complemented each other, he was impulsive, he dedicated himself to love, he ran, he was a pioneer in history. Accelerate the run-up, single up and down, rocking arms and jumping, with chest and waist tight. He never expected that more than ten years ago, his physical education teacher said meaningfully to him that you must keep in mind these sixteen-character formulas. If you can use it later, he will really use it. He leaped past, he landed smoothly, and the air may not have turned 360 degrees, but he thought to himself, if the full score is 10, then my jump will be at least 9.9. No, I will give him twelve points. This jump directly rescues you from crying and sadness. You look at his landing posture and look back confidently. Your eyes widen, you can’t believe it, and you even want to laugh. Do you want my old lady crying here, you fucking playing goat jumping on my back? You must think so, right, and as long as you think so, he will succeed and he will achieve his goal. He broke your sad situation for a living, allowing the whole scene to have a relationship with humor in a nonsensical form. It’s even a bit funny. How to relieve worries? Only the goat jumped. You have interacted, you are connected, you are moving forward, this is the supreme essence of the three words boyfriend. So I can only applaud him in front of the screen. I think this is the reason why others have a girlfriend and I am single. He has a kind of fearless courage. The so-called one jump to relieve one thousand worries. The wheel of history will be here, turning with your back as the axis. In the future, the greetings between boys may no longer be “Did you drive black today?” or “Did you eat chicken today?” Instead, “Did you dance today?” I thought about a hundred years later, when boy and girl friends quarreled, became angry, and cried, they can all be a goat jump. This is the heritage of ancient human civilization and is made by old trees. Xinya, I even thought of a name for this sport among lovers, so I called it Dancing. Jumping is happier. It’s also interesting not. Finish.